WEIRDO

So, the other day my friend Kristin and I were sitting in Parque Rivadavia which is a park in between our apartment buildings. We're just sitting there eating sweets, having a nice conversation, and enjoying the weather when, all of a sudden, this random guy walks up and starts speaking a bunch of gibberish. Now I know it was gibberish because, since I've been here, my comprehension skills have gotten so much better. And, even though Castellano is the most ridiculous form of Spanish that I've ever heard, I can now understand it a lot better. However, we couldn't understand a single word this man said. So we looked at him with our confused little faces and he asked if we understood Castellano. We answered yes and he did the gibberish thing again aka NOT spanish. And then, when we told him we didn't understand, he literally stared at us for 2 straight minutes. I staged a fake coughing fit in hopes of him leaving, but his creeper ass just stood there watching us intently n smiling, therefore showing off the few teeth he had which happened to be at least 8 colors. As the minutes continued to drag along, his crazy behind stayed there staring. I knew he was trying to sell something so I told him I had no money but he stayed there and smiled the creepiest smile I've ever seen. I was so close to getting up when he finally walked away. What a weirdo! And then I watched him do the same thing to another woman! CREEPER!